Crocs...

I just purchased a pair of Crocs because my classroom has concrete floors and I'm up on my feet all day. My feet hurt so bad at the end of the day, I feel like an 85 year old woman when I go home. I know what you're thinking... "Good Lord woman. How could you let yourself go like that?" You know I said that to myself the first time I considered it but Crocs have come a long way. Most of you when you hear the word Crocs you think of these beauties...

When I downloaded this file it was appropriately titled "Crocs+Horror" I don't think I need to make any changes.

No words.

Please still be my friend! Also, Bahahhahahah!

So because I enjoy getting a rise out of my students I told them I was getting a pair of Crocs and these were their responses...

"Why?"
"Ew."
"I will no longer listen to you when you give me instructions."
"Are you going to get some of those lame charms too?"

The best response was...
Me: "I'm going to go Croc shopping with Miss Soeder."
Student: "Crack shopping?"
Me: "No! Croc shopping. C-R-O-C."
Student: "Oh well buying both of those things would be a sin."

However, when I showed them a picture of the Crocs that I bought they were caught off guard. Because they are surprisingly cute.

Adrina Crocs in Brown. These are the ones I actually bought.

Adrina Crocs II in Black. I'm considering buying these...

Their little mouths would be wide open ready to say something about what a loser I am for buying a pair of crocs only to close that little mouth slowly and say, "Oh I guess those are alright." Crocs makes wedges and they are cute. I won't purchase them because I feel like I need training wheels when wearing shoes with a heel greater than one inch but still they're cute. If I didn't trip over flat surfaces to the point that it is almost a physical disability I would consider it. Also, I am a teacher. I am on my feet 95% of the day. What reality would I be living in wearing heels to my job? I might as well get on Amazon and see if there is a magic carpet that will allow me to float through the day (I think my chances would be pretty good. My friend told me she found a banana slicer on there the other day... Banana slicer. Really?)

Croc Wedges. (That I will never own.)

Banana Slicer that I will also never own. Strictly because I think its ridiculous that this is actually a thing.

In conclusion I will say... Hello my name is Katie Babb and I own a pair of Crocs.